Big MS Paint News: tiffanyclements.com

Loyal Follower,

First, allow me to thank you for your support and interest in my MS Paint nonsense for these three-ish years. I have been flattered and humbled by the feedback I've received for my silly doodles since starting this project in early 2009. What started as a way for me to communicate to a fellow office monkey (a few blocks closer to Dupont Circle than I, I'm talking to you Abby Bar-Lev) how weird it was when a man shaped like a door asked me for something at the front desk has morphed into an incredible record of my trials and triumphs since undertaking this D.C. adventure.

But, like all good things, mspaintoffice.blogspot.com, is destined to come to an end become something great.

I invite you to follow me over to tiffanyclements.com to find out what the rest of my 26th year—and beyond—holds. Rest assured the silly doodles will continue apace but, as I do, please expect something more. If you happen to be into my nonsense, please follow me on Twitter @tiffanyclements.

This morning, after opting to workout and shower at work rather than show up looking like a drowned rat, I had to marvel at my past self for being able to tolerate shared showers for all those years in college. Ish

Yesterday on my way home from the grocery store I got the stink eye from no fewer than three tweens. I determined they either had terrible experiences in Minnesota or were contemplating beating me up and stealing my Cool Ranch Doritos.

Last week I'm pretty sure I saw the man who owns my office's cafeteria napping in his car between breakfast and lunch. It was simultaneously unnerving and endearing.

I won't name names, but last night someone farted so loudly in his or her sleep that it woke me up from a dead sleep and made me laugh heartily.

Yesterday I pulled a full-length head hair out of my eye. It was like an eyelash but significantly more horrifying.

This morning I remembered why it is sometimes nice to walk to work: americanos. They make me tremendously happy.